I swear to god, you have the worst eye for picking out cum dumps.

*flick flick*

Ya’ hear that? It’s full. It’s already full to the fucking brim. How many other people have used it so far? Sixteen? Seventeen? That’s pitiful! The chubby guy from last night held almost twice that before he was this tight!

Fine, whatever. If it pops before I’ve blown my load, I’m mounting your ass, and you’re getting way more than just the damned tip.