Q

Anonymous asked:

So tell me if you could... Your favorite ways of rl inflation, what you use and make happy from results? I use bike pump, water source like shower and aquarium pump. Its there any better things to use Give me your best :3

A

Squeeze bulb.

A long while ago I bought an inflatable plug, and being who I am, one day I pumped it up until it popped (yes, while it was inside me, for those who are interested. It was a cheap one, so it wasn’t that hard.) I cut the hose off at the base of the plug, and rounded the sharp edge off the end. 

The reason I like it is because it takes one hand to operate, make a delicious *hiss* with every squeeze, and it’s easy to control. I can squeeze the hell out of it and let my belly fill out until it’s tight as a drum, then very slowly and carefully squeeze in just a little more, one small pump at a time, and savor the feeling of everything getting just a little tighter.

– Story time!

My all time favorite pump was an electric bath spa pump we had. It was more powerful than a lot of modern air mattress pumps, which was part of the thrill of using it. I’d kneel down on all fours, hold the inch thick hose in front of my rump, feeling the air bellowing out to let the excitement build, then give it just a brief shove forward. Just one moment with a proper seal and a relaxed tail, my belly would bulge from flat to full in a heartbeat. 

Sadly, it was the first pump that I had to convince myself to stop using, because on more than one occasion while using it I had gotten what I call “inflation lust”, or more aptly, “pop lust”, and tried to take more than my body would’ve been able to handle. Thankfully everything always tensed up too much after the first hit to allow a second one, but I’d still try. 

Except the last time I’d ever used it. I was determined to get my second round from it, and I’d finally succeeded. The air went in, my gut bulged a little more, probably tighter than it’s ever been, and I almost immediately vomited. I spent the next hour on the bathroom floor writhing in pain, staving off going into shock, but eventually I ‘deflated’ and was fine. It was incredibly lucky that I didn’t actually rupture anything, and I recognized that, so I put the pump away and never touched it again.