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cartoonmeat asked:

I've always had a fantasy idea involving someone using a pump on a webcam show and the pump being controlled by the viewers rather than the pump user. As for pump designs. what about the old steam piston thing but in reverse. connect a bike pump to a wheel so as it rotates it slowly, steadily, relentlessly works the pump.

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Then you’re going to enjoy my show! Every ten dollars spins the wheel one complete rotation. To make sure you all get the most for your money, I’ve fitted in a double action pump, and to keep it all from going to waste, I’ve made sure to plug myself good and tight; not a single bit of air is going to get out! Now, let’s… 

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Oh, I can feel the donations coming in already! One, two… three… oh, a Fifty dollar donation already, I see, couldn’t even wait for me to sit down… 

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another… hundred!?

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Three hundred… 

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F-FIVE HUNDRED!? Guys, take it easy, I have to stream for at least half an hour- 

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A thous- A THOUSAND DOLLARS!?!? Are you INSANE!? I appreciate this so much, but… ooh, my stomach… I can’t accept that, even if I wanted… 

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Another thousand? Stop! If you all keep this up all of these funds are going to be spent putting me back together!!!

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