“Don’t swallow it, little guy. Just let it roll down your chin, that’s it, let it all go.”

“You shouldn’t do that, y'know. It’ll get on the floor.”

“Look at him, his gut’s ready to burst.”

“Well yeah, I mean it’s been a busy day, and he’s the only one on duty.”

“Doesn’t that bother you? He could die!”

“That’s the gym’s problem, now hurry up; my nuts feel like they’re gonna pop any second, and unlike you, I’d prefer not to get it on the floor.”