I think the biggest thing I’m going to miss about being on here is, like, the level of audience interaction. It was so much fun making shitpost reply images for stuff sometimes, especially over on the in-character account.
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Anonymous asked:
The Tumblr bot auto flags anything vaguely round. Posts of sand dunes and dinosaurs are getting flagged. Staying within the boundaries of tumblrs rules won't save your big when everything gets flagged
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*shrug* then it all gets taken down.
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plump-snepgoat asked:
What’s your thoughts on involuntary self-flation? For instance, a character puffs up when scared, or eating something specific gives them so much gas that they literally inflate from it? Or maybe a character constantly produces a gas or liquid inside of themselves, and has to let it out or else they expand?
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My thought is that that is a thing that can happen.
Yep. It sure is.
You know what?
Fuck it!
I rarely draw sexual acts, and if all I have to do to stay within the guidelines is cover / strategically block genitals and nipples, then that’s what I’ll do.
At the moment it looks like things are a bit wonky, so I’m going to wait until the rules go into effect and see what gets taken down, then go back through and touch up some of it (because let’s be honest, not everything is worth saving), and re-upload it. Then, moving forward, I’ll just make sure to make things a bit more tasteful.
“E-Excuse m-me, I think the pump is still on.”
“No, I turned it off.”
“But I can still… I can hear it running.”
“That’s something else, now hold still so the camera can properly focus.”
“Oh, alright, sorry.”
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Many
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Anonymous asked:
So hey, Tumblr seems to be nuking NSFW blogs because of porn bots, and the staff aren't really saying anything. Is there anywhere we can find you in case your blog gets deleted?
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DrakeMOhkami on FA.
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drakevanders asked:
Regarding your adventures with the "Air Dragon" would you ever try it again but with a smaller toy you could actually fit? I'd imagine those with a knot would be pretty ideal for this thing, providing you had an off switch on hand as a precaution
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Nah, it’s not as fun with something that would be more normal sized.
Riding an Air Dragon
A couple of months ago, in all my furry trash glory, I ordered a custom Bad Dragon dildo. Now, I figured if I was going to finally get one, I was going to get something utterly ridiculous, and so I bought a Flint XL- with the optional cumtube, of course. If you’ve never looked into it, this thing is massive, over a foot long, thicker than my forearm (although that’s not that hard to accomplish, admittedly), almost impossible to actually use… I can practically already see people typing “I’ve taken bigger”…
Anyway, the point of getting something so stupidly massive wasn’t to actually take it, but to simply roleplay being used as a cum dump for an air dragon, or a ballooney dragon, if you’d prefer. Yes, I would connect a pump to the cumtube, press my eager tail to the fat end of the eternally rigid shaft, and allow myself to be blown up. That was the plan, anyway. The execution was… pretty close.
Attempt number one utilized an aquarium pump. I shifted my tail back and forth, side to side, grinding myself over the silicon tip, trying to position myself just right to get the air flowing where I wanted it to. Not too surprisingly, no matter how I positioned myself, the aquarium pump just didn’t quite have enough power. I needed something a bit more appropriate for such a mighty dragon.
I connected my airbrush compressor, set as low as possible. Surely this could handle the task of emulating a dragon’s load. Once again, I shifted and rubbed, changing positions, bouncing a little bit on the shaft, trying to get things to line up, but again I couldn’t quite get the angle I needed. By this point, I was horny, determined, and desperate to make this work, a combination that never ends all that well for me.
I turned the compressor up as high as it would go. I could feel the blast of air coming out of the dragon, teasing my tail and guiding it exactly where it needed to be– and then the dragon came. My gut rapidly bulged out over just a few short seconds. The shock of suddenly being stuffed to my limit forced my first hands-free orgasm, though it wasn’t as enjoyable as I’d hoped.
I tipped forward off the dragon’s rod, kneeling on the floor where his chest and belly would have been. I couldn’t help but to laugh at myself as I unceremoniously ‘deflated’. For twenty minutes this invisible beast endured a horny ‘rabbit’ grinding and bouncing on his cock, and then was suddenly surprised when the dragon finally came, pumping his gaseous load into the little fool.
I could only imagine the beast looking down on me with an uncaring grin, asking “What were you expecting?”
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Anonymous asked:
oh man if you draw cucumbers i would love to see one with a big set of tits :P
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That’d make it look more like a pickle… huh… is, is a pickle just a herm cucumber?
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urriahm asked:
Hello, A long time ago you post many flash files; there are any advancement on them ?
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Nope
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I draw requests for vegetables, mostly. Cucumbers, peppers, maybe even lettuce once in a while. Once in a while I’ll go ahead and draw some fruit if someone asks really nice, but that’s pretty uncommon.
The one you never got to see, but you know always wanted to.
I’ve actually been sitting one this for almost two and a half years, working on it in a completely different shading style, but today I just decided to cell shade it and call it good.
There we go, changed and re-uploaded the helium tank twink pic. The changes are extremely subtle, probably unnoticeable by anyone but myself, but he looks a lot more like a normal human being to me now.
…an hour later, and… no, no he still doesn’t. Fuckit, moving on with life.
I open the commission. (time limit : October 20th, 2018 00:00 AM )
Really makes me want to get back into animating.